I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Finding a proper husband is rather like selecting a hound. They all have more bark than bite, my girl. One day you'll… — Emma Jane Holloway Copy Share Image
What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“He hangs up. "Told her it was a butt dial. She was very understanding." I blink. "Let me get this straight. You… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn? In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?” — Jean Koning Copy Share Image
When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
A lot of times what's satisfying to me in comedy is when a woman successfully does self-care. — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
“Why aren't you at school?" I ask suddenly. "It's a holiday," he says, a little too quickly. "Right. What holiday would that… — Gretchen Powell Copy Share Image
“Could you bite back your complaints? You're fucking with my run." "Your run is fucking with my ability to complain," Tom called… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their… — Tina Reber Copy Share Image
Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
And some needs and hurts are so deep they will only respond to a mentor's touch or a pastor's prayer. Church and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I think 'Paper Moon' is a comedy-drama. 'What's Up, Doc?' was the most severe comedy, but my favorite film of my own… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
“One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight.… — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
“When did this fiend strike last?" Ah . . . The last report was from the Dominican Republic. That was, let me… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Nothing is off-limits. There's just some things I cannot crack. Politics I can't do. When I start to talk about it, I… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“Only someone you know is going to assume you know them by saying 'it's me.' It's strangers who use names, since they… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy. — Jeanne Tripplehorn Copy Share Image
“Dagmar tried to stand, and Gwenvael caught her hand, pulling her back down. "You can't leave me. I'm tortured and brooding. You… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Herewolves and Therewolves? I'm going to have to ask Mermin what those are." - L. R. W. Lee, Andy Smithson: Blast of… — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Comedy is great in that it's accessible to someone like me, from a low socioeconomic background, struggling in life. The gatekeepers are… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The minute you celebrate narcissism, which on one hand is very complex, it's very ridiculous. You have to love oneself with humor. — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
If you dont like change, you are going to like irrelevance even less. — General Erick Shineki Copy Share Image
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I’m not trying to impress you,” he replied, glancing up at the front of the room. “Gads,” he said, blinking in surprise.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of… — Holly Hunter Copy Share Image
