Humor Quote by Emma Jane Holloway

Dogs are quick to show their affection. They never pout, they never bear a grudge. They never run away from home when mistreated. They…

— Billy Graham

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

— Robert Breault

“New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too…

— Bill Maher

“Get over it,' Sherlock said, and looked at her husband. 'No, no, bad dog, keep quiet.”

— Catherine Coulter

Husband and wife have so many interests in common that when they have jogged through the ups and downs of life a sufficient time,…

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“I realized clearly, perhaps for the first time, what strained and anxious lives dogs must lead, so emotionally involved in the world of men,…

— Anonymous

“Only dogs know and respect their masters. This is a rare characteristic of men who secretly envy their masters and wish their downfall.”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal…

— Joseph Addison

The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one who sees…

— Anonymous

“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.”

— Mark Twain

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket…

— Corey Ford

When all men say you are a dog, it is time to bark.

— Vikrant Parsai