Dog Quote by Mark Twain

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

— Mark Twain

“i should take my dog for a walk now. i can only handle one bitch at a time”

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.”

— Lisa Smartt

“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.…

— Judy H. Wright

“As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.”

— Anthony Liccione

“You can tell a lot about a man by the dogs he keeps on a leash and the ones he lets roam free.”

— Jeff Wheeler

“You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog…”

— Peary Perry

“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“She gives your son a lobotomy, and that’s okay. Then she’s mean to your dog and you get a divorce?”

— Howard Dully

“You just hang onto the thought that every dog has its day, even the bitches”

— Colleen McCullough

“The best thing about a dog is that no matter what, he always welcomes you home.”

— Ginny Aiken

“Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity.”

— M.F. Moonzajer