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Dog Quote by Mark Twain

“When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.” quote by Mark Twain — Download Open image

“When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.”

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