“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in… — Ian St. John Copy Share Image
“His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know… — Ghiselle St. James Copy Share Image
As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
“I will say one thing about those males, there is never a dull moment." Peri suddenly appeared causing everyone to jump. "Bloody… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I guess I've kind of recognized what my worth is and what my specific brand of humor is. And that's not necessarily… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“This is how I lose weight: Time to raid the stores and buy as much junk food as I can! OOPS! Oh,… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“If Patti Lupone was born to play Evita then Madonna was born to play Patti Lupone playing Evita.” — Buck Bannister Copy Share Image
“Judgments based on preconceptions make life simple for us to deal with since that means we safely shield ourselves behind barriers of… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“I peeled the shorts off my sweating skin and stepped into the skirt. It slid up my body, resting on my waist,… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor. — Julianna Baggott Copy Share Image
“Life is so nice like a innocent baby, beautiful like a flower in the desert but people ruined their life by fake… — Rahul Bodkhe Copy Share Image
“ 'Perhaps what Finneas needs, King Rowan, is an occupation. I believe there to be a village nearby in sore need of… — Sara Bell Copy Share Image
“Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.” — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Designers of women's Halloween costumes must admit that they're not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
“...Where does she get her supplies?" Winston held his gaze. Blinked. Licked his lips. Opened his mouth. Hesitated. Swallowed. Coughed. Finally responded,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
In my mind, if you write a comedy where human beings experience pain, you're just being realistic. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
I met someone who said they'd figured out my genre: "madcap redemption comedy." I'll buy that. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Its funny how I bleed for u every day its funny how I remember everything we have done together its funny how… — Gabrielle Metzger Copy Share Image
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
