[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's… — David Cross Copy Share Image
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It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive… — Arlene Hunt Copy Share Image
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
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We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
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