They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The point with me is that it's always been, even with the stand-up, that the music has to be right. You have… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“[ Warning - Danger Level Extreme ] “Are you sure you want to do this, Tom?” said G.C. “I mean, it’s not… — Daniel Thorman Copy Share Image
So many more people recognise you and want to take up a moment of your time for a photo or a hello.… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
“Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself. Finally, you get just too tired, and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!” — Tamara Rose Blodgett Copy Share Image
I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care. — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
There's a lot of comedy in being the outsider. You can say, 'That's weird. Why do you do it that way? That's… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“My books are my staple diet. As serious as insulin doses for those who are diabetics!” — Hlovate Copy Share Image
“Do you remember his science project, Harry Sue, on the trajectory of spitballs? I tell you, that modest little display taught our… — Sue Stauffacher Copy Share Image
“Can’t you do something for her?” his nephew finally asked, when several moments passed and her screaming and didn’t stop. “I already… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
“You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“You can generally count on a philosopher to ask a question about the question.” — Kunal K. Das Copy Share Image
“She shrugged. "I'm surprised your mother didn't inform you of my presence. Or Belle. She has spoken about you a great deal."… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but have best friends… — Caroline Winberg Copy Share Image
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis Copy Share Image
Broadway's never my end goal because of the plays I write. These are tough plays. Of course there's a lot of humor,… — Lynn Nottage Copy Share Image
“The key to Lincoln's famous employment of humor is not that he failed to appreciate the tragic aspects of human existence, but… — Elton Trueblood Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humor. I'm not Martin Lawrence by any means. I'm a little too country to be Chris… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Back in the day, When we had stress we got a bottle of Jack and dealt with it.... Now a days all… — The Old Man (pawn Stars Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What strengthen the bonds between the children and their parents is spreading the fun and humor during family gatherings and times, and… — Maryam Abdullah Alnaymi Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To make a current example, the world can find human interest in the death and the love affairs and the pallid addiction… — John Albert Macy Copy Share Image
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“Papa wants you to marry some decrepit old wigsby?” She gave him a charmingly rueful smile, all tousled golden curls like some… — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
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