You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it's the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want… — Katherine Parkinson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled. And just when I knew he would attack, a… — Carol Petrie Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, "And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!” — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
I can't speak for the Jewish population, but I attribute my sense of humor to the tragic moments of my life. The… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
“Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.” — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. Cecily put her… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!” — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“Pegasus's dad was poseidon, the god of the sea, and his mom was Medusa, and evil Gorgon who had fangs and lizard… — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
“Listen to Your Lover (Or Babe, Sweetie Cakes, Hot Rod, Honey, Dancing Queen, Dairy Queen, etc.) If she tells you she likes… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Tiffany got up early and lit the fires. When her mother came down, she was scrubbing the kitchen floor, very hard. “Er…aren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Eventually, mercifully, the waitress prised the spoons out of our hands and took the dessert stuff away, and we were able to… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Have I have played my part well in the comedy of life? If so, clap your hands and dismiss me from the… — Augustus Copy Share Image
I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby. — David Rees Copy Share Image
When I got the script for 'The Art of Seduction,' I realised I'd never been in a comedy, so I decided to… — Son Ye-jin Copy Share Image
“What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh I know what they say about us in town, and I say, the hell with them! I tell you, I don't… — Lee Smith Copy Share Image
“Caligula was a pervert and a tyrant. If the Roman emperor had any redeeming qualities, they weren’t immediately obvious. Unencumbered by things… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The rules of comedy are, don't complain, it's a brilliant job. You complain, and you're seen as losing touch with reality. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.” — Susan McBride Copy Share Image
“Listen, do you really expect me to believe that God lives beneath the Vatican?- Ezio Auditore” — Oliver Bowden Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie." "And why is that?" Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
I'm in the middle of an existential crisis in how I approach comedy about these big issues. I sometimes find, when I… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
Although the rudiments of snobbery are there, its finer developments are basically alien to the Australian soul - that is, if Australians… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
