Cows Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cows Funny Humor Ifs Laughed Laughter Milk Noses
I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I… — Devon Aoki Copy Share Image
“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I wonder who looked at a cows utters and said I am going to squeeze thoose and drink what comes out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
“It was milk that had sickened her. Animal milk! These people cooked many things with animal milk!” — Octavia E. Butler Copy Share Image
Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of… — Ur Mom Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford Copy Share Image
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Pafnuty Chebyshev Copy Share Image
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The cowboy and… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
Talking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the tone of… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your journey. Therefore… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The velocity of light occupies an extraordinary place in modern physics. It is lèse-majesté to make any criticism of the velocity of light. It… — Anthony Standen Copy Share Image
