Cows Quote by Steven Wright

When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose?

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I…

— Devon Aoki

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

— Lalu Prasad Yadav

I wonder who looked at a cows utters and said I am going to squeeze thoose and drink what comes out.

— Author Name

I know you ain't never milked a cow before.

— Justin Moore

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

— Gordon Korman

“It was milk that had sickened her. Animal milk! These people cooked many things with animal milk!”

— Octavia E. Butler

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.

— Mason Cooley

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom