Cows Quote by DaniAlla And Her BFF

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

— Steven Wright

Alcohol doesnt solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.

— FrANSIS

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

— Anonymous

My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does…

— Rob Manuel

I think it is easier to put yourself down before anyone else does. Or to laugh at yourself before anyone else does.

— Ruth Jones

He smiles but rarely and watches other men to see when they laugh and then does the same.

— Susanna Clarke

When I make people laugh and I get to laugh, it does my spirit good.

— LaChanze

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking…

— Merle Haggard

Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in…

— Alex Ferguson

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.

— Pafnuty Chebyshev

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the…

— Bryan Callen

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers…

— David Ogilvy