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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“The Emperor Napoleon Buonaparte had been banished to the island of Elba. However His Imperial Majesty had some doubts wheter a quiet… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
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“ 'And I promise not to keep assuming that living in the sticks means you're inbred trailer trash if you'll stop supposing… — Kim Fielding Copy Share Image
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“The dining hall in our section of campus was like something out of an Ayn Rand novel: big, utilitarian, and impersonal.” — Kirstie Collins Brote Copy Share Image
“Get out, Heath.” “Why do you call him that?” she asks. “You already know that, Honey-girl. Sleep. Heath, get the fuck out… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job… — Matthew Hayden Copy Share Image
“There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
I learned that comedy is born out of strong characters. I won't begin writing a character until I have a clear take… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“Real quick, African Booty Scratcher is probably the most specific and regional insult ever. As if Europeans, Americans, and Asians don’t scratch… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
“Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that this was probably impractical.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in mypenis. The wife then starts laughing hysterically… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Life is dramatic and comedic at times. Sometimes in the most dramatic situations, there is comedy. And good comedy comes from a… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I… — E.B. White Copy Share Image
“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures with little word balloons makes it a comic… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Though we were forbidden to speak anything but French, the teacher would occasionally use us to practice any of her five fluent… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“They trigger creativity, because they make us so vulnerable and open our heart to become its large self. Buddhist philosopher Joanna Macy… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
I want to do comedy films, serious films - I admire the actors who fly under the radar but get loads done,… — Craig Roberts Copy Share Image
I grew up around so much new agey stuff. Part of me takes it lightly because I'm so used to it. It… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
I got, like, Diane Keaton's manager, and she was very connected; she had power. And she was like, "Your star is in… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
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There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“For a moment, my eyes shift focus to the glass wall beside her and I see my reflection. There stands Dominic Smith,… — Simon Cheshire Copy Share Image
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