Humor Quote by Andrew Hussie

“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds it in…

— Mindy Kaling

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and…

— Milton Jones

“If you’re ever stuck for an idea try eating a peanut.”

— Molly Arbuthnott

“Any single guy who doesn't eat peanut butter is at risk of starvation.”

— Robert Whitlow

“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.”

— Breehn Burns

“Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.”

— Michelle Rowen

“ 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.”

— Haruki Murakami

“You're nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.”

— Nicola Marsh

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“More than Peanut M&Ms,”

— R.S. Grey

“My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!”

— Monica DiNatale

“But, he duly ate the peanut and whoosh!”

— Molly Arbuthnott