Dad Quote by Andrew Hussie

“Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as…

— Weston Locher

“After I lie there for a while, I realize that Dad isn't every going to do anything but be there to drive us home…

— A.S. King

“Your dad said to tell you that just because you haven’t been inside the big guy’s door for a while, it doesn’t mean he…

— Shelley K. Wall

“No. Billy.” I gave my older brother a severe scowl. “This is my refrigerator. I need to do it. You can’t be doing everything…

— Penny Reid

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“He stepped fully into the house. The air inside was cool on his skin. He turned, expecting the front door to close on its…

— Robert Liparulo

“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives…

— Louise Rennison

“Here’s the thing. I’ve been kicked out of home. After the last thing I did I ran out of chances. Tipped all my parents’…

— Pip Harry

Dad himself used to tell a story about one time when Mother went off to fill a lecture engagement and left him in charge…

— Frank B. Gilbreth Jr

“It meant that the silently waged conflict between himself and his cleaning lady had escalated to a new and more frightening level. It was…

— Douglas Adams

“I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and slammed it shut. I shouldn’t have come. I should have waited outside for Jack, told…

— Robyn Peterman

“He asks me if I'd like to see the apartment and I say 'Anytime,' and he says, 'Sure, why don't you come up now,…

— Jami Attenberg