Homestuck Quote by Andrew Hussie

“This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.”

— Andrew Hussie

“CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE…

— Andrew Hussie

“GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????”

— Andrew Hussie

“I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In…

— Andrew Hussie

Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and…

— Andrew Hussie

You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather…

— Andrew Hussie

I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

— Andrew Hussie

“ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave. ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.”

— Andrew Hussie

“We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility.”

— Andrew Hussie

“Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in…

— Andrew Hussie

“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding…

— Andrew Hussie

“You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly”

— Andrew Hussie