“ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave. ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Lies of omission do not exist. The concept is a very human one. It is the product of your story writing again.… — Scratch Copy Share Image
“as the prince of hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost” — Eridan Ampora Copy Share Image
“An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
Just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know this miraculous gift of vision -Dave Strider — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“But aside from a few migraines, you can't possibly imagine any OBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT merging CONSUME… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“AT: I do not want to die. AT: I understand you are disgusted with me. AT: As an unpalatable expression of yourself.… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“JADE: but it makes me sad to think i would act like this JADESPRITE: act like what? JADE: i would like to… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
