Computers Quote by Brii Ann

; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing hysterically when…

— Me

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, *Mypenis,* and the wife falls on…

— Tamika-leeigh

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.

— Gillian Flynn

A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the…

— Anonymous

A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, the wife called him a fool. The husband got…

— Horla

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife…

— Horla

Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says…

— Germaine Greer

Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife:…

— Zhat

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to…

— Henny Youngman

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing…

— Alan Turing

A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when…

— Ritesh

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

— Anonymous