When youre at someones house: Normal people: What a lovely house! Me: Whats your wifi password? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“ To err is human. To really screw up requires the root password."—UNKNOWN” — Kevin Behr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about my immaturity, but she couldn't. She doesn't know the password to my secret fort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!" — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
A log-in simulator is a program to trick some unknowing user into providing their user name and password. — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was prompted for a password. Why did she need a password? Didn't she trust me? I hope you're smiling, because I… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My online password is now strong enough for their website & now its too complicated for me to remember. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tradition is the code that keeps change in lock. If you refuse change, you are likely to rust and guess the cause;… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
It would be so much easier if there were a secret password, or handshake. Netherworld, open sesame! Yeah, that didn't work, either. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, *Mypenis,* and the wife… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, Mypenis, and the wife… — Kevin Copy Share Image
“So she tried all the magical passwords she could think of. “Abracadabra. Open sesame. Sim salabim. Alakazam. Hocus pocus. Voilà. Please.” — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Well, I reckon you should --" Ron began, but he was interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been watching them sleepily… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Listen and learn: you need fourteen characters, minimum. Use random letters, not words. Here’s a tip: think of a sentence, and use… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I'm not a big technology guy. I like my privacy and being as normal as I can. I'm not an internet guy.… — George Springer Copy Share Image
“Regrettably, wayward behavior toward the elderly is a password for many youths today. Your watchword should be caution if a challenge is… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
“The computer's password protected. I try the basics: 1,2,3,4. QWERTY. YTREWQ, which is qwerty backward. PASSWORD. A few others. Whoever uses this… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
These days a typical netizen has dozens of online accounts. If you really want to be safe, you need to have a… — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
Hey babiee , mah love is devine , uh know I can even give uh mah facebook password :p — Rechureshmaa Copy Share Image
