The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my… — Riki Lindhome Element of surprise Copy Share Image
Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create. — Riki Lindhome Create Copy Share Image
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. — Riki Lindhome Funny Copy Share Image
Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're… — Riki Lindhome Curtains Copy Share Image
Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living… — Riki Lindhome I am Copy Share Image
It's more fun to write stuff when you know someone's going to nail it. — Riki Lindhome Fun Copy Share Image
If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better. — Riki Lindhome Believe Copy Share Image
If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over. — Riki Lindhome Back Copy Share Image
I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first… — Riki Lindhome Education Copy Share Image
The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really bad happens, your mind immediately goes… — Riki Lindhome Bad Copy Share Image
That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does. — Riki Lindhome Dating Copy Share Image
If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you don't,… — Riki Lindhome Actor Copy Share Image
I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's. — Riki Lindhome Even Copy Share Image
The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.'… — Riki Lindhome Fox Copy Share Image
Sometimes I find myself in this super-raw place onstage where I'm like, 'Maybe that's not the best thing. Maybe I need to… — Riki Lindhome Best Copy Share Image
Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's where a real time drain comes… — Riki Lindhome Process Copy Share Image
Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living… — Riki Lindhome Century Copy Share Image
People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies — Riki Lindhome Marriage Copy Share Image
I might have lost an acquaintance because of 'Pregnant Women Are Smug.' But we weren't close. Actually, I don't know if the… — Riki Lindhome Close Copy Share Image
