Bad Quote by Riki Lindhome

I feel like I'd be good at 'Password.' Or 'Pyramid.'

— Riki Lindhome

The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my favorite kind…

— Riki Lindhome

Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create.

— Riki Lindhome

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

— Riki Lindhome

Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like,…

— Riki Lindhome

Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers,…

— Riki Lindhome

It's more fun to write stuff when you know someone's going to nail it.

— Riki Lindhome

If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better.

— Riki Lindhome

If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over.

— Riki Lindhome

It's really hard to name a band.

— Riki Lindhome

There's conflict in every story.

— Riki Lindhome

I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out…

— Riki Lindhome