I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's where a real time drain comes in. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my favorite kind… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like,… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers,… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
It's more fun to write stuff when you know someone's going to nail it. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
