“What is the point of switching identities if you remain the same person you were before?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
We've talked about a sitcom and a comedy drama. It's getting the right project and working with the right people. — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
Remember passing notes? Having it read in the front of the classroom was the worst. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I remember doing a lot of comedy. I always loved that feeling when you do something on stage and you can feel… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
I saw this train driver and said, 'I wanna go to Paris.' He said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Comedy is more difficult. You can look at scenes when you're doing a drama like, Maybe it works, but in comedy, when… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“Pyaar-Vyaar karke kuch nahi hota. Jo hota hai wo Hawas hai aur kuch nahi.” — SuperAditya Copy Share Image
The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“In my world it’s impossible to be running late for anything at seven in the morning,” — A.R. Wise Copy Share Image
I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“He had a lot of muscle and a skill level somewhere between Batman and Rambo.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“It was funny how none of her classes in library science had prepared her for this sort of thing, dead bodies, staff… — Jen McKinlay Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I was really putting a lot of pressure on this beer prop; it was going to distract me enough so that I… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Smalls, my parents' house is pretty big. The odds are more in favor of a burglar sneaking around than your boy-boy. I… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
“I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
“I remember one incident which bears upon this part of the treatise. The gentleman who gave it to me had asked to… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Writing and producing the show is an intellectual process. Performing the show is far more athletic and intuitive, because you don't get… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.” — Julie Klassen Copy Share Image
“On some days, writing is wonderful. On the days when it is wonderful, it feels like you are the God of a… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time… — Marilyn Sokol Copy Share Image
“Very Nice to meet you all" They all floated in silence as if waiting on something when it dawned on me that… — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a… — Carole Lombard Copy Share Image
“Oh, come off it. That surly cunt is squirming like a snake.” “Could there be some sort of Freudian symbolism in your… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
For me, a lot of the humor comes not from innocence but from characters trying to figure out how to get what… — Akhil Sharma Copy Share Image
“Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When you meet a man in the doorway of a Mexican restaurant who later kisses you while explaining that this kiss doesn’t… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't have to do the foot-soldier work, Tahiri. Be my eyes and ears. I'd hate to have to use ch'hala trees.… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string,… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality — Amber Tamblyn Copy Share Image
A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
