“Mrs. Crisparkle had need of her own share of philanthropy when she beheld this very large and very loud excrescence on the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. — Manuel Puig Copy Share Image
“Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I have a better idea,' said she. 'Know that under a mortal name am I mistress of the Palace of Kama in… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text me and be like, 'Whaddup girl? You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Servants ran to wake the young king, Tamar, already awake and watching from his balcony. Curious, naturally. Not altogether pleased. No more… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
“Well, where's the hussy now? Is she in Avalon? Does she live in New York? Is she allergic to strawberries? Because I… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“You have a better chance getting a crack at undead pussy than the real, live thing.” – character quote” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
“when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
Comedy is helping a lot at the moment. It also seems to be getting under Trump's skin and revealing a lot about… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“I have to say, I found the way you discarded my friend in my trailer like a used cigarette butt to be….objectionable.”… — Matt Schiariti Copy Share Image
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people. — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
“My cape caught fire. I dived to the sand and rolled on the ground to snuff the flames. So much for my… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I just couldn't do a comedy show about 'The History Of Dinosaurs;' I'd get bored too easily. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I'm happy to say that at 62, I think I've reached that point where stuff doesn't bother me as much, and my… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
“Not many performers are equally at home in drama and comedy; Claudette Colbert was one of those few. It’s hard to decide… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
“I have been quiet today because fear in my heart has been fighting with frustration in my brain, leaving little energy for… — Camron Wright Copy Share Image
“He sent Eliza a small smile before turning to Lawrence. "What say you and I return to the hotel for a bit?… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
