Dating Quote by Hussein Nishah

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

My GF call Me & Ask wHaTs uP?? I SaY- CoMe HoMe I sHow u wHats UP!!! :p :D

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave…

— David Spade

I was going out with a few girls and we were in a local. A girl started shouting 'Gogglebox' at me and became really…

— Scarlett Moffatt

To go behind my back and call my friend. Boy you must have gone and bumped your head...Because you left her number on your…

— Jojo

I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better,…

— Rodney Dangerfield

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

— Henny Youngman

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.

— Geoffrey Parfitt

People ask me where I go to get away and I say, 'home'

— Gretchen Wilson

I was living in Bangkok and I had a girlfriend during this time, she was traveling and I was jealous. Y'know, I thought she…

— Dennis Lloyd