Humor Quote by Anonymous

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you…

— Anonymous

Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a nice day!'

— Anonymous

Instead of getting periods, girls should just get a text once a month from mother nature saying Youre not pregnant, have a nice day :)

— Anonymous

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant.

— Anonymous

We have to stop using words like 'that time of the month' or other such variations. Say it: I have my periods. There is…

— Ekta Kapoor

I'm not a period babe. Not at all.

— Kate Winslet

Thoughts when Im on my period: Ah, my vagina is falling off! I'm going to die! Wow this is dumb! Why wasn't I born…

— Anonymous

I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.

— Christina Aguilera

“If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Periods. We all get periods. Once a month, yeah. That's what the theory is

— Lily Allen

“Once you get your period, that means your body can fertilize sperm. And that means you can get pregnant. And then we get more…

— Mieko Kawakami

GIRL : Don't you hate it when someone thinks they know what your period is like? WTF!? Since when have you lived in my body!?

— Azgraybebly Joslan