A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart. — Terry Carr Copy Share Image
“Wokeism's impact on free speech becomes pronounced when it leads to the cancellation of individuals expressing opinions, even through the medium of… — James William Steven Parker Copy Share Image
“And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? 'All the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Saya Naradja. Ini teman-temanku, Lembu Kendil, Laksmi, Baning, dan Balore. Kami dari Ayodhya." "Dari Ayodhya?" gumam Makara. "Terus aku harus bilang 'wow',… — A.R. Wirawan Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people, when they don't quite fit in in the world, use humor to combat that and to… — Kaya Scodelario Copy Share Image
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Whenever one would see a little filly that caught his eye, he would look at her and simply say one word that… — Sable Hunter Copy Share Image
“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get… — Jenn McKinlay Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked. “This is science, Zach,” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together." --Claire Ashecroft” — Matthew Graybosch Copy Share Image
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
“I may be crazy , but that doesn't mean I'm wrong . I'm mad but not ill .” — Malaclypse the Younger Copy Share Image
“My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.” — Dora Okeyo Copy Share Image
“At length the Turk turned to Larry: 'You write, I believe?' he said with complete lack of interest. Larry's eyes glittered. Mother,… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“If we had known it would eventually involve the KGB, the French National Police, and the Supreme Allied Commander in Europe, we… — Rosanne Parry Copy Share Image
I've never heard of a comedy that hasn't had reshoots, especially for the ending of a movie in a comedy. — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
“My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn’t get the fever.” “I bet your family gets shot at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I was getting annoyed with comedy-drama. I felt like sitcom needed to get back to making people laugh every three lines. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
“... Good gracious, Jerry, you'll probably have to marry the girl.' Joanna was half serious, half laughing. It was at that moment… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
I don't deliberately go into comedy or go into indies, but I do deliberately try to keep changing tact, because I think… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I can't speak for everyone, but the kind of comedy that makes me laugh are the ones that kind of make me… — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease… — David R. Ellis Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
“The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view "Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“That Jim Crow there in the window," answered the urchin, holding out a cent, and pointing to the gingerbread figure that had… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and… — Muriel Spark Copy Share Image
“I was seriously not cut out for undercover work - which was pretty damn obvious, judging by the fact that I was… — Alexa Land Copy Share Image
To me, families are fascinating. I choose to explore it through comedy and through comic situations. — Kevin Kwan Copy Share Image
