When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I realize that I can laugh, that it is possible to be happy, that laughter and hope can come back to me.” — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
“You know what we call you? Bitch Spice, Burtch Spice, Slut Spice and Stupid Spice.' Thomas Mackee says this” — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist.” — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is important, and I think political satire can be really important. — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
“Just... resting eyes. Heal me tomorrow. If I'm not..." Belen slaps her awake again. "I hate you," she says. "Yes," he agrees… — Rae Carson Copy Share Image
“They climbed up into the carriage and were on their way. Henry caught her bonnet on the doorframe as she was getting… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be… — Samantha Stroh Bailey Copy Share Image
I have issues with food and weight and I can make that funny. The audience loves it. I have fun with it. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“I tell him to rev up the engine because I’m ready to ride, partner. He looks at me sideways. Can’t blame him.… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
The idea of a musical comedy was something we had had in mind for many years, but the project 'Igudesman & Joo:… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“By protecting your nervous system and keeping you focused, laughter and play offer you opportunities to thrive even in inhospitable environments.” — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
“All yours, sweetheart,” Smithe added. “And Steele, I’m talking to Donovan. If there was ever anything sweet about you the Polar ice… — Cheyenne McCray Copy Share Image
One of my favorite comedy performances of all time is Charles Grodin in 'Midnight Run,' and in a lot of things he's… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
People keep saying that I'm lucky to be naturally funny, that I don't have to work at it. They are wrong. I… — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
“It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.” — steven wright Copy Share Image
“We piled aboard the small chopper and after a bit of map pointing to the pilot we lifted off. "I love the… — Ken Lukowiak Copy Share Image
“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?" "I know who you are, but..." Maia… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I've carried witty banners against laws that would curtail my freedoms. — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
“I have a theory that sometimes people think they need to talk as much as possible, almost as if talking more equates… — Mary Mihalic Copy Share Image
“It simply isn’t a woman’s nature to be silent for prolonged periods of time.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
