“Un día vino una niñita a la que le habían dicho que conocería a la princesa Leia; imaginaos su emoción… hasta que… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“In trading Bitcoin and other commodities, everyone wants 1000% in a week, but can't handle 20% drop in a week. That's the… — Olawale Daniel Copy Share Image
It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
“If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap gently on… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Any historian of warfare knows that it is in good part a comedy of errors and a museum of incompetence; but if… — Richard Hofstadter Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts.” — Anthony Price Copy Share Image
“'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted.... 'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
'Scary Movie' was a different type of comedy than I'm used to. I've mostly done sitcoms, so working with David Zucker, who… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
“Narnia is what Peter Leithart calls “Deep Comedy,” a story in which the characters may face challenges, but eventually rise to a… — Joe Rigney Copy Share Image
Because I was a television writer for many years, I write very conversationally. I put things straight, and with a lot of… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
“I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. "We're supposed to be celebrating our two-week anniversary tonight." "Uh, news for you,… — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
I can do comedy but it's a certain type. I'm not a physical comedy guy. I'm not Will Ferrell - there's just… — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
“Egg has the truth of it. Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he’s a dragon in human form, you know. That’s why… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Melissa Pritchard's prose, that darkly lyrical firmament, is brightened by the dizzy luminous arrangement of her stars and satellites, her great gifts… — Antonya Nelson Copy Share Image
I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
What begins with comedy ends with comedy... in my short view of the matter. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“Humor depends on the teller and hearer of the jest standing in the same place.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
'Damadamm!' is a sweet comedy, and there is always room for watching a feel-good entertainer on Diwali. — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life.… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
“I have no desire to spend every night of the next few months at balls and soirees or drowning in tea with… — Sarah M. Eden Copy Share Image
“Sure, Bob Dylan had some good songs. But he could have been a doctor.” — R.S. Gompertz Copy Share Image
“One hour later, the presedent is standing in the White House press room before a full house of journelist's and reporter's. Obame… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
“Clive remained behind Simon’s knees. Simon’s Knees . . . What a great name for a band.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
In my career spanning over two decades, I've never felt that comedy is a department everybody can excel in because it's an… — M. S. Narayana Copy Share Image
“There are eight levels of wizardry on the Disc; after sixteen years Rincewind has failed to achieve even level one. In fact… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We assassinate. We don't accessorize. But I understand how it is possible to confuse the two.” — Angelika Rust Copy Share Image
I've a track record of successful comedy films spread over more than a decade. — Govinda Copy Share Image
I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“No one really knows anything about comedy. We know a little bit about what we’re doing, but as far as the industry—the… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“Hm. Didn’t you use to be a lot smaller?” “Yes,” said Jinx. “Because I used to be six.” — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Bob poured and brought two cups over, hardly rattling them on the saucers. "Drink up. This should restore your inner bitch." Bailey… — Mark All Copy Share Image
In high school, everyone told me I had a great personality and sense of humor, but I wanted to be the girl… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
