Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“I was doing the new Summer Lady a favor, running down a rogue storm sylph. Got to go all over the place… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Many demons are in woods, in waters, in wildernesses, and in dark poolly places ready to hurt...people. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama… — Karen Alpert Copy Share Image
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“Well, Mr. Frankel, who started this program, began to suffer from the computer disease that anybody who works with computers now knows… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
“The surgeons like to bleed a man, to let ill humours out, so that he may face the world anew. Perhaps they… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I ran to Rachel [Comey]'s show and on the way I found a potted tree - an umbrella tree - on the… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English. — Tom Hopper Copy Share Image
To be intuitive, we must cultivate our sense of humor and look for reasons to laugh everywhere. We become so self-absorbed and… — Sonia Choquette Copy Share Image
There's something whimsical, satirical, and silly about British humor, which Americans have always enjoyed, and lots of us come over here because… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
After 9/11, I changed a lot of the ways I viewed the world. I realized my comedy and my politics and my… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
People say, 'When are you going to do serious stuff?' I look at them as though they were crazy. My serious stuff… — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
“Ambiguity is like a riddle. I like riddles. Why try to avoid riddles? It is a jigsaw puzzle you have to put… — Lucy Carter Copy Share Image
I have been meaning to tell you! I been watching you, I notice every time I see you how beautiful you are,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“You're missing the wow factor." Garrett snickered. "Did you really just say wow factor ?" "Oh, whatever. What are you, twelve?" "Twelve… — Amanda Young Copy Share Image
“Mr Cjelli, nice to see you back, sir. Sorry you had a spot of bother, hope that's all behind you now." "Indeed,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Often you don’t know whether you’re the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my... junk… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I've never been a big fan of improvisation, because I think you appreciate the process and the cleverness of it more than… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
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“Sometimes I wonder, Balram. I wonder what's the point of living. I really wonder...' The point of living? My heart pounded The… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
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“Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.” — Jaako J. Wallenius Copy Share Image
I've never sat down with the intent of trying to shock or anything like that; it just so happens that the sense… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
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