If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“There’s no need to say anything to Mr. Turing. I was the one who wasn’t watching where I was going” “You were… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Wisdom lies in taking everything with good humor and a grain of salt. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“Besides, when I look around me at the men, I feel that God never meant us women to be too particular.” — Marie Jenney Howe Copy Share Image
“Jericho stopped him before he left. He slid the ring off his finger and handed it to him. "Take this." Asmodeus curled… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Dog's ears went up at the word "ham": they say dogs have a vocabulary of about twenty words, and I was pretty… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
Outside of 'Justified,' I do like to keep it to comedy. When I'm not there, I try to seek out stuff that… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Then it sounds to me like you love her. And if you love her, then tell her she belongs to you and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Doubts, sure I have them, but they won't feed you or put a roof over your head.” — Hank Eng Copy Share Image
By TV standards - I'm not comparing it to manual labor by any means - by TV comedy standards, it is the… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
“An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.” — Peter Boghossian Copy Share Image
It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot… — Christine Baranski Copy Share Image
The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“past is like an history which no matter how much you try hide , it will always resurface but when u let… — oloruntofunmi kolade Copy Share Image
If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This,… — Don Bluth Copy Share Image
“Aaron’s eyes widened. “That’s Lexi?” he asked. Kyran turned to him with a frown. “Yeah. Why?” “Nothing,” Aaron said. “It’s just...when I… — S.F. Mazhar Copy Share Image
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?” — Melanie Marchande Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I once made up a story as a wedding present for some friends. It was about a couple who were given a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I one hundred percent recognize that comedy is a more narcissistic profession and that I cannot directly improve people's lives the way… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
“Child, from this day forth you are the successor to the position of Sun Knight. So long as you stand firm in… — Yu Wo Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you need to quit beating your head up against a brick wall because all you get out of it is a… — Catherine Sharp Copy Share Image
Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
“Will, my darling, my angel, the light of my life - I'm actually relieved you're gay. You really weren't all that excited… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
