Dashboards Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!!

— Alex Morgan

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

— Joe E. Lewis

I've had a bunch of accidents. If you hunt, you're gonna have some accidents.

— Boo Weekley

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals.

— Sheri L. Dew

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

— Emo Philips

I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife…

— Dominic Cooper

I drove my Bugatti at 210 miles per hour. I wanted to see how fast I could go, and it scared me to death.…

— Chad Ochocinco

I'll never forget the first time I rode a bike with pedal straps. I stopped at a traffic light and fell over like Arte…

— Joe Maddon

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

— Ilona Andrews

During my third season of 'Zoo,' I was picked up by a car to go to work. We had this huge scene to shoot…

— James Wolk

I did have one bad accident up north near Deerhurst. I was driving back in the winter on these snowy roads, and these two…

— Dan Hill