Funny Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hiker Inspirational Love Success
Often when it comes to friends. When the rubber hits the road you'll find yourself hitch hiking — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I was hitch-hiking, people had to follow me, 'cause I didn't stay long. — Brownie McGhee Copy Share Image
That's the way both they and I travel sometimes. Pick road at random, and when it's time to pull over, you pull over and… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
I used to hitchhike a lot. I'd come home on the train from New York, and there'd be no cabs, but people would pick… — John Waters Copy Share Image
That's what I liked about hitch-hiking. If a crowd wasn't big enough, I kept walkin.' — Brownie McGhee Copy Share Image
I hitchhiked, took trucks 'n' trains - anything that would pick me up. I stopped in Memphis for about six months and they found… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
I've hitchhiked - it is 'hitchhiked,' and not 'hitchedhike' like 'passersby,' right? - a couple of times, but only in emergency situations, and that's… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've parked my solo thing in a lay-by and jumped in another vehicle and I'm in that now. — Ian Brown Copy Share Image
18 wheelers full of bricks, feds say they know what's up. I'm a keep it swingin , till the day they come and lock me up. — Yo Gotti Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
