““Will, my darling, my angel, the light of my life - I'm actually relieved you're gay. You really weren't all that excited about women, and I don't like to think about you lonely." Aw. Will's mommy loved him. Even big boys needed to know that. … "How long have you known?" his mom asked curiously, and he smiled and looked at the clock. "About three hours now," he said dreamily, "Best three hours of my life." Was it possible to hear silent laughter? "Well then," his mother said, her voice choked, "you obviously still have things to do!" "Well, no, I'm sort of done now-" "I gotta go, sweetheart!" She hung up before he even had the time to tell her about the job.””