Humor Quote by Melina Marchetta

“What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss”

— Tyffani Clark Kemp

“The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love…

— Stacey Jay

“I ordered my favorite drink; vanilla iced blended coffee with whipped cream and caramel sauce on top. The whipped cream and caramel sauce were…

— Lisa Wiedmeier

“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)”

— Greta Garbo

“Doc turned in the seat and looked back. The disappearing sun shone on his laughing face, his gay and eager face. With his left…

— John Steinbeck

“It tastes like you,” he said. The heat rushed into my face. “Uh, yeah, my lip balm…same flavor.” “I think it just became my…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the…

— Jarod Kintz

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

“He scoffed, “You give us heartburn with your addiction to red chili pepper, that’s what you give us.”

— Lila Ashe

“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon”

— John Corwin

“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded…

— Kody Keplinger

“Anyone a you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of you git ideas you better know who you're…

— Yosemite Sam