Quote by David Baddiel Download Open image ““IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”” — David Baddiel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We should have made do at home. We threw away so much food." Ricky says, "We ran out of ketchup," and the rest of… — Mary Kay Zuravleff Copy Share Image
“He darted a guilty look toward his dad. “Will you—get me a bottle of spicy?” My eyes jerked to his. “Maybe some barbecue sauce?”… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started. — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
It was definitely a challenging upbringing. My parents were by no means perfect. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
We're not designed to know hundreds of people - we're designed to know four people in our village. So the only way we can… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Now 'South Park' - they are interested in blasphemy. They're interested in creating offence for its own sake. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
When I retweet a troll, I'm not thinking of the troll, I'm thinking of the audience: how can I make them laugh with me,… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
For a long time, I used to think that I had a man's brain that I thought more like a man than a woman.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
All of my children's books are attempts to tap into what I believe to be children's, and to some extent human beings', fantasies. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Jews should only play Jews... I personally think actors should be allowed to act. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
My theory as to why I first became a comedian is that my mother was always keenest on my younger brother, Dan. It doesn't… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Most people who know me well say I am almost autistically myself. I like to never change. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
