Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have…

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”

— Dora J. Arod

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s like a meatloaf.”

— Nicki Elson

“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.”

— Richelle Mead

“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of…

— Justin Cronin

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

— Jarod Kintz