Absurd Quote by Dora J. Arod Download Open image ““My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”” — Dora J. Arod ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Absurd Desire Flavor Food Funny Humor Love Love quotes Meatloaf Wish Word-junkies
“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Maybe he's just... craving the meatloaf?" Dani hops off the counter and gives me the once over. "Craving the meatloaf? Is that what the… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“Meat loaf. Of all the things to eat, why would somebody want to eat meat loaf? Give me a nice piece of yellowfin tuna… — Mary Simses Copy Share Image
“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of… — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while scrounging for lunch. However,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“It seem absurd to me that they don't know, haven't felt any change or tremor, even as my life has been completely turned upside… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
When a person’s tongue is extensively wrong, it is absurd, no less than unscriptural, to say that their heart is right. — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion. — Anatole France Copy Share Image
It is a dangerous and fateful presumption, besides the absurd temerity that it implies, to disdain what we do not comprehend. For after you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought to myself: if it’s true that every person has a star in the sky, mine must be distant, dim, and absurd. Perhaps… — Sadegh Hedayat Copy Share Image
If, indeed, a firearm were more dangerous to its possessors than to potential aggressors, would it not make sense for the government to arm… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
“You were torturing a cat," she says. "With a freaking prod." "A prod I built myself in metal shop," he says. "But of course… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To deprecate human reason by saying that none of us is or can be omniscient is absurd, for it takes an impossible standard as… — Murray Rothbard Copy Share Image
“Rachel got up and did this happy little shuffle, like she was some cheerful farmer chick who'd just stepped outside to find the hick… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
The absurd duty, too often inculcated, of obeying a parent only on account of his being a parent, shackles the mind, and prepares it… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
