“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for you. You won’t find the answers here, of course, but you’ll be more encouraged than ever… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while scrounging for lunch. However,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
