“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while scrounging for lunch. However,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually,… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
