Absurd Quote by Dora J. Arod

“Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more.”

— Jennifer Echols

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut her up into eight slices and serve her to her family.…

— Jarod Kintz

“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.”

— Deanna Wadsworth

“A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.”

— Jet Paacal

“Love is a pie and I am lucky enough to have almost every flavor in mine.”

— Carolyn Ferrell

“Pizza is not just a food, it's a state of mind.”

— Ed Buhrer

“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!”

— Eoin Colfer

“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.”

— Willow Rose

“Love is not a pie.”

— Amy Bloom

“As long as we have pizza, It’ll always end happily ever after”

— Chloe Gadsby-Jonestsp