“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in… — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.” — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“I will never claim to know what you are thinking. I only hope I am on your mind.” — Amanda Mosher Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more beautiful than a vulnerable heart in open hands.” — Amanda Mosher Copy Share Image
“When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.” — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“My heart is burning a hole in my chest and every time you speak to me, it keeps sinking, and I'm left… — Karen Quan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“Some women feel the need to act like they're never scared, needy or hurt; like they're as hardened as a man. I… — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“The aching in my chest isn't because I miss you, it's realizing that you have become someone I no longer know, your… — Tanzy Sayadi Copy Share Image
