Absence Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.” quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo — Download Open image

““Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ””

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“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ”

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“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ”

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