Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of… — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he was like,… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
“Maybe he's just... craving the meatloaf?" Dani hops off the counter and gives me the once over. "Craving the meatloaf? Is that what the… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“Well it's like eating at my mom's you get what's being served and if you don't like it they still make you eat it” — Wen Spencer Copy Share Image
“She didn’t like processed meat. He learned this fact when she screwed up her nose and uttered an “ugh” noise after he had offered… — Lauren Carr Copy Share Image
“Meat loaf. Of all the things to eat, why would somebody want to eat meat loaf? Give me a nice piece of yellowfin tuna… — Mary Simses Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image