My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a… — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
I keep trying to perfect my mother's meatloaf recipe. I will never get it perfect, but I'm getting closer. — Diane Sawyer Copy Share Image
As for the notion that everything has already been said, maybe it has, but life is like meatloaf: there are so many… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat? [shouting] Chazz Reinhold:… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
“Three Meatloaf Haikus Oh yucky meatloaf sitting under the hot lights so gray and gristly. Nothing tastes worse than you, not cauliflower… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!" "Meatloaf… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
We even talked like Hemingway characters, though in travesty, as if to deny our discipleship: That is your bed, and it is… — Tobias Wolff Copy Share Image
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
Donald Trump runs the country like he ran "The Apprentice." The premise of "The Apprentice" is a crazy rich guy has his… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
What's up?" Christian asked. "Need some hairstyling tips?" "Tips you stole from me? No thanks. But I hear you've got a really… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm every gonna love you. Now don't be sad, cause two… — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Meatloaf has never quite risen above its name. It offers comfort and predictability, but rarely fireworks. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own… — Marcy Kaptur Copy Share Image
How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image