“Wow,” Christian exclaimed. “Your hair first thing in the morning is a sight to behold. It’s like a Smurf blew up on… — Alexa Land Christian Copy Share Image
“I smiled brightly and said, “I’m infiltrating the Russian mafia.” — Alexa Land Russian mafia Copy Share Image
“Of course, back then I was crimping my hair and wearing enormous shoulder pads that made me look like I played for… — Alexa Land Got Laid Copy Share Image
“But then, maybe loneliness didn’t have anything to do with how many people we had in our lives. Maybe it was really… — Alexa Land Acceptance-of-oneself Copy Share Image
“Nana, did you really try to run down some antigay protesters?” Dante asked. “Of course not! I’m not homicidal. I may, however,… — Alexa Land Dante Asked Copy Share Image
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