Attics Quote by Tommy Cooper

“Why don’t we give her a crumb or two of that?" "For the same reason that I do not try to pull a thread…

— Frances Hardinge

My wife is a beautician, but the first time I did something to my hair was not through her.

— Imran Tahir

My hair and I had a really bad argument. She was being sprayed with alcohol and burnt with irons. She was being over processed…

— Chrisette Michele

Then I cut her head off with a hack saw and I took it home with me.

— Ted Bundy

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to…

— Kristen Stewart

I'm not a clean freak. My house is a mess.

— Kate Walsh

I never leave the house without washing my hair - that's number one!

— Camila Morrone

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

— John Ratzenberger

There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better!

— Ivana Trump

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

— The Notorious B.I.G

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

— Pauly D

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

— Ray Romano