Alcohol Quote by Chrisette Michele

She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since.

— Mike Judge

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk…

— Mitch Hedberg

A SWAT team surrounded my house and came in every door. But it happened because on the day that we split up, Madonna developed…

— Sean Penn

It was nobody’s choice. It was a chemical reaction. I had to cut it. It basically fell out. Somebody had said to me that…

— Charlotte Sullivan

When I shaved my hair, my friends asked me to keep it, maybe make my own wig out of it, but I wanted the…

— Sonali Bendre

Once I reported for a dramatic lesson. The coach looked at me and said, 'Amanda, can't you part your hair some other way? It…

— Amanda Blake

No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe…

— Terry Pratchett

I had a weave that was really bad. Too dramatic. I literally took it out when I got home. Had to pretend to like…

— Judi Love

“... That's why you're going directly back to the house. The last thing we need is for you to end up in jail again,…

— Jen Turano

“I am the only one of my siblings with red hair. When I asked my da where I got it, he joked that there…

— Christina Baker Kline

When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times…

— Denis Johnson

My mom didn't believe in putting chemicals in hair. But when I got to college, we didn't have A/C in our dorms freshman year.…

— Keshia Knight Pulliam