Bites Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

— Mitch Hedberg

“THE SWISS CHEESE MODEL HOW”

— Mikael Krogerus

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. All I know is my love for…

— Jarod Kintz

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

— Donald Trump

“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.”

— Kristin Walker

Cheese is one of the world's great foodstuffs and I speak as someone who would once happily snarf a packet of American-style cheese singles…

— Jack Monroe

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

— Steven Wright

Say cheese... oooo I like cheese lol

— Tori

There are two food groups in the world : The one you put cheese on and The one you put chocolate on.!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

“New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese…

— Bill Maher

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

— Steven Wright

“Cheese is classified by origin, consistency, texture, color, shape, coating, flavor, basic ingredient, and normal ripening period.Δ”

— Ruby Parker Puckett