America Quote by Bill Maher

“What kind of weirdo makes cheese? It's too hard to imagine, too homespun, too something. We're so alienated from the creation of even ordinary…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“How can you govern a country with two hundred thirty-eight varieties of cheese?”

— François Mitterrand

Cheese is one of the world's great foodstuffs and I speak as someone who would once happily snarf a packet of American-style cheese singles…

— Jack Monroe

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a…

— Thom Yorke

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

— Janette Rallison

Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar.…

— Mitch Hedberg

“No one goes around suggesting that everyone should become their own autonomous cheesemakers and cheering the death of the cheese industry. Why? Because that…

— Patrick Nielsen Hayden

“Driving once I thought I saw a road sign that said “Cheese Clinic,” I wondered whether they took care of cheese there or of…

— Édouard Levé

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

— Nick Cannon

“You wanted to be the cheese,” I said. “The what?" "The cheese, the gooey good stuff that fills in the empty space when a…

— Amber McRee Turner

“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.”

— Kristin Walker

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

— Charles de Gaulle