Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi

“A blanket could be used like the Romans used Greek gods. Still, if you want my honest opinion, I’d rather pray to cheddar cheese…

— Jarod Kintz

“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?”

— L.J. Smith

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.”

— Nichole Robertson

“It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I’d killed and eaten this particular goat on another world, which is the sort of bonding experience you don’t forget.”

— Rick Riordan

“If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don’t have to actually buy real goats. He’d probably take kegs instead.”

— Joanna Wylde

“I could hear my dogs barking. Worse I could hear bleating. Joyful goat chuckles of freedom. "The goats!" I clutched my head, an absurdly…

— Rosemary Clement-Moore