“New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Not for the first time in my life I had made it to the top. For some reason this made me hanker… — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think my biggest heartbreak was when I just couldn't get an American cheese cake/pie with a saltine cracker crust and green… — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
“Polly had always marveled . . . that her country would name such a processed and unnatural product [American cheese] after itself,… — Sheri Holman Copy Share Image
![“Polly had always marveled . . . that her country would name such a processed and unnatural product [American cheese] after itself, yet hungry Rose . . . gleefully ate every individually wrapped, plastic little one of them.” quote by Sheri Holman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/184/sheri-holman-26835_american-cheese_polly-had-always-marveled-that-her-count_3235622.jpg)